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Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:58 AM, with 25,789 notes
thebigfour-ahojako:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.
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thebigfour-ahojako:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:57 AM, with 233,454 notes

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:55 AM

Class starts at 1:45. I can shower, nap, or eat.

Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:51 AM, with 8,424 notes
professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever
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professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:51 AM, with 233 notes

mynamesdiana:

Can someone promise to love me and obey? And hit it more than once a day?

Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:51 AM, with 462,431 notes

niuniente:

datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

Did you mean “Metal Gear Solid”-series.

Shadow of Colossus goes pretty well to this, too, on its own way.

Posted on 2nd Sep at 11:50 AM, with 76,102 notes

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

Posted on 2nd Sep at 9:55 AM, with 15,406 notes
nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”
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nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

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